you’re such a babe..

(Source: nvdi)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

bevgodsgirls:

This is real.

(Source: clairefisher3)

feaqu:

thanks, apprehensive shark! 

nachoed:

i’m not like other girls u know……sometimes im like na na na…then sometimes im like yeah yeah yeah……

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth)

lukessextakesmetoparadise:

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

so help you god

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

(Source: seriousjones)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

Haryum