violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)

PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

kilisscruffle:

So I took this photo while I was in Rome, Italy this past January. Definitely the best photo I’ve taken in my entire life.

(Source: that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger)

(Source: celeb-mafia)

artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

johnahill:

Sober- Childish Gambino

(Source: tuuuuunes)

nilestiles:

its almost two years since i made this tumblr and i still havent decided if that was a good choice or not. but i thought this would be a great opportunity to make my first follow forever! YOURE ALL AMAZING PPL AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!! <3

*please excuse my lack of editing skils

**sorry if i forgot anyone i finished this at 3 am

a-b

agnikainora ▪︎ amsterdone ▪︎ angryniall ▪︎ arcticdiscos  ▪︎ arrystyles
ashternoon ▪︎ ashtonhavesexwithme ▪︎ ashtonspankme ▪︎ asston
austrulia ▪︎ bangstilinski ▪ blowdylan ▪︎ bradick ▪︎ buckyflippingbarnes

c-g

carolineflack ▪︎ cliffordspunk ▪︎ comfortcal ▪ cuddlewolf ▪︎ endlusly
everyzayn ▪︎ feelobrien ▪ flornce ▪ flyingvirgin ▪︎ frickinharrys
fuckedluke ▪︎ fvcknhoran ▪︎ gagmeniall ▪︎ getsby 

h-k

hemmocake ▪︎ hemmotimelow ▪︎ hjoran ▪︎ hoerry ▪︎ hungry-hemmo
ijustniall ▪︎ imaginedragins ▪︎ indieharold ▪︎ instadayum ▪︎ irwens
jegglebell ▪︎ kittenmichael 

l-o

literallyrad ▪︎ malumfck ▪︎ mikescliffs ▪︎ mistahmaliks ▪︎ moanzayns
niallisthesun ▪︎ niamsluts ▪︎ nickjonsa ▪︎ noharrys ▪ ofsirius
ohemmoh ▪︎ okharold

p-z

pacsunashton ▪︎ paynogang ▪ peenstagram ▪︎ sethw0smer ▪︎ sextharry
stylesfall ▪︎ snogsniall ▪︎ yolucas ▪︎ zaynsit

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

hey it’s only 12 days till I’m legal 😎

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

Haryum