I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
So I took this photo while I was in Rome, Italy this past January. Definitely the best photo I’ve taken in my entire life.
which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe
Sober- Childish Gambino
its almost two years since i made this tumblr and i still havent decided if that was a good choice or not. but i thought this would be a great opportunity to make my first follow forever! YOURE ALL AMAZING PPL AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!! <3
*please excuse my lack of editing skils
**sorry if i forgot anyone i finished this at 3 am
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ashternoon ▪︎ ashtonhavesexwithme ▪︎ ashtonspankme ▪︎ asston
austrulia ▪︎ bangstilinski ▪ blowdylan ▪︎ bradick ▪︎ buckyflippingbarnes
carolineflack ▪︎ cliffordspunk ▪︎ comfortcal ▪ cuddlewolf ▪︎ endlusly
everyzayn ▪︎ feelobrien ▪ flornce ▪ flyingvirgin ▪︎ frickinharrys
fuckedluke ▪︎ fvcknhoran ▪︎ gagmeniall ▪︎ getsby
hemmocake ▪︎ hemmotimelow ▪︎ hjoran ▪︎ hoerry ▪︎ hungry-hemmo
ijustniall ▪︎ imaginedragins ▪︎ indieharold ▪︎ instadayum ▪︎ irwens
jegglebell ▪︎ kittenmichael
literallyrad ▪︎ malumfck ▪︎ mikescliffs ▪︎ mistahmaliks ▪︎ moanzayns
niallisthesun ▪︎ niamsluts ▪︎ nickjonsa ▪︎ noharrys ▪ ofsirius
ohemmoh ▪︎ okharold
pacsunashton ▪︎ paynogang ▪ peenstagram ▪︎ sethw0smer ▪︎ sextharry
stylesfall ▪︎ snogsniall ▪︎ yolucas ▪︎ zaynsit
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.