reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial)

Anonymous: Youre awesome babe <3

aw thank you 😘 so are you

lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

(Source: lamapalooza)

i hate boys lmao

tropic-fiji:

U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM

(Source: tropic-fiji)

i bought a cute new shirt and i put it on to go to the bar and i pulled at a loose string and the entire pocket ripped and theres a huge hole on the boob area now lmao

(Source: sparkour)

Harry: hey do you mind coming out to LA?
Niall: fuck LA!
Harry: ya fuck LA dude fuck it i'm so sorry for asking

(Source: m-wolvez)

3 days ago ● 46,197 notes ● narrysex ● m-wolvez ●   #places

@levvis: it’s my birthday in 19 minutes lol x

(Source: sheeran-usa)

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: ghostho)

Harry laughing his ass off after being almost hit by a goddamn car +

(Source: blamestyles)

today i realized that i’m never not going to be sad. i will always be sad.

rcrds:

CHILDISH GAMBINO // Pop Thieves (Make it Feel Good)

6 days ago ● 6,999 notes ● wingbeifong ● rcrds ●   #playlist
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