*points at a boy* that one i want that one
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.
i still have no idea why this happened
Michael’s New Hair (x)
hope everyone had a nice day of tears and happiness can’t wait till july 23 2015
to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care
you know you’re in too deep when mundane words like ‘carrots’ and ‘spoons’ give you war flashbacks.
Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
❤️ directioners are extraordinharry, brilliam, fabulouis, amazayn, and phenominiall ❤️