"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
This is real.
i’m not like other girls u know……sometimes im like na na na…then sometimes im like yeah yeah yeah……
*throws shade* *misses*
I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT
'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'
HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY
so help you god
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they